May 2013
153 posts
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
my suicide note: i'm fat and i can't do math homework
hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
lameborghini:
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
gayzio:
tatterdemalionvulpine:
gayzio:
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
freddybenson:
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
michaxl:
dilclo:
michaxl:
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
taco-bell-rey:
When you can see a guy’s outline in his shorts
rnedia:
when did this
become more attractive than this?
nyehs:
nyanchos:
trying to talk to someone you like
IM SORYR I VE BEEN LAUGHGIN AT THIS FOR 15 MINUTES BECVAUSE I DIDNT KNOW THAT SOMEONE CUTTING BREAD WITH A WEDGE OF WOOD SCOULD EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL SO WELL
dirkkat:
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
fuchsiatyrant:
fatkidinmath:
kazoothekid:
earljrsmith:
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
